thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" oh didn’t you know? english majors get accepted to hogwarts wait oh my god nobody told you oh shit

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  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

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knights-and-fallen-angels:

The writers can verbally confirm it as “Cass” and I will still refuse to believe it’s spelled any other way that “Cas”

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sswincestiel:

cknd:

People who were in their 70’s when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon grew up with trains and horses as transportation. Just imagine what kind of things we will experience in the future.

i think about this a lot.
can’t wait for my teleportation device!

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

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  • elementary school: reads at a middle school level
  • middle school: reads at a high school level
  • high school: reads at a college level
  • college: re-reads Harry Potter

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laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

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sweetcaroline-98:

herecomesoliver:

porndirector:

is that squidward

This is all I care about

swebber98

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atomictiki:

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland


Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

RESET THE EGG TIMER

atomictiki:

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

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Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

RESET THE EGG TIMER

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Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.

Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate)

OH WAIT LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT CECILIA PAYNE.

Cecilia Payne’s mother refused to spend money on her college education, so she won a scholarship to Cambridge.

Cecilia Payne completed her studies, but Cambridge wouldn’t give her a degree because she was a woman, so she said fuck that and moved to the United States to work at Harvard.

Cecilia Payne was the first person ever to earn a Ph.D. in astronomy from Radcliffe College, with what Otto Strauve called “the most brilliant Ph.D. thesis ever written in astronomy.”

Not only did Cecilia Payne discover what the universe is made of, she also discovered what the sun is made of (Henry Norris Russell, a fellow astronomer, is usually given credit for discovering that the sun’s composition is different from the Earth’s, but he came to his conclusions four years later than Payne—after telling her not to publish).

Cecilia Payne is the reason we know basically anything about variable stars (stars whose brightness as seen from earth fluctuates). Literally every other study on variable stars is based on her work.

Cecilia Payne was the first woman to be promoted to full professor from within Harvard, and is often credited with breaking the glass ceiling for women in the Harvard science department and in astronomy, as well as inspiring entire generations of women to take up science.

Cecilia Payne is awesome and everyone should know her.

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Always reblog.

(via drst)

Gee. I wonder what’s stopping us from learning about women like these. … I wonder just how many discoveries women have actually been responsible for instead of men, and why, for generations upon generations, it has been so easy for men to overshadow and even steal the work of women, all why spreading the idea that women “don’t contribute to science and invention”. I actually was told by a man once, that women didn’t deserve equality and that feminism was ridiculous, and his whole argument was based on the fact that men are the inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists, while women do nothing but get taken care of by men… and I was like um. You DO realize that not only have there been female scientists, entrepreneurs, and inventors… but that in order for women to even succeed in any of those endeavors back then (and at times still even today) they had to defy the odds and work extra hard, and at the end of they day they’d be lucky if they were acknowledged for their work for even a second! THIS IS WHY THEY NEED TO TEACH MORE ABOUT FEMALE SCIENTISTS IN SCHOOL. Because misogynist assholes think that because he hasn’t heard of a lot of female scientists… that that is because women DON’T want to do science, instead of the real issue being that women have a hard time being WELCOMED in the Scientific Community, or even having their hard effort and discoveries ACKNOWLEDGED, often times having their work credited to a man instead. Hell, there’s even evidence that Einstein worked WITH HIS WIFE and that the law of relativity was written by BOTH of them. Yet she is never ever mentioned. Because he took all the credit later on. Einstein was a raging misogynist. But no. Glory to Einstein. Rock on and fuck the patriarchy.

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lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

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blackbirdrose:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

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officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

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adbates15:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

It takes two seconds, why wouldn’t I help you?

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